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Old 03-29-2015, 09:45 PM   #581
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Получил абсурдную заявку - у вас в электро-распред щите мяукает кошка . Ну думаю наверно прикалывается кто-то . Кошка бы туда залезть не смогла сама . Пошёл проверить - смотрю дверцы щита отогнуты чьей-то заботливой рукой , но никто не мяучит , открываю а там кот сидит смирно и смотрит на меня с таким видом , как тот пацан из "Посторонним вход воспрещён" - а что вы тут делаете ??? Схватил его за шкирку и давай тянуть на себя , а тот как Ховрошечка стал цепляться и упираться , повезло мне однако , что не куда он своим хвостом не влез . Вытащил эту заразу и отвесил прафилактического пинка доброты . Так кот сохранил одну из своих 9-ти жизней .
самое прикльное на следующий день он снова залез =( напарник который его вытаскивал говорит что уже еле живой он (видно никто не кормит и не поит) , а он ещё и прячется . Может он суицидник ?
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Как-то еду я домой на такси. По денежкам вышло примерно 500р.
Ночь. Темно, Подъезжаем к родному дому — многоэтажка. Закралась хитрая мысля в голову «а не слинять ли мне, не заплатив? Дом большой — в подъезд забежал и ищи свищи!» Ломанулся я из машины! Сначала долбанулся дурной башкой об стойку двери. Потом споткнулся об бардюр и навернулся через скамейку. Пока вставал — разодрал штаны об гвоздь торчащий из скамейки. Полминуты истерично пытался открыть домофон…
Всё это время таксист смотрел на меня охуевшими глазами из машины и активных действий не предпринимал. «Он в шоке!», - подумал я.
Всё оказалось проще — потом, уже в подъезде, я вспомнил что заплатил ему, когда сел
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